I Am Number Nine
Let’s begin with the host herself inviting Nate into her office for a steamy session behind closed doors. As they get dressed again, Nate asks Diana to be his date for the party. Diana scoffs at the suggestion – seemingly worried about what people would whisper behind her back.
If you tuned in last night, then you know Nate and Charlie wound up making out a bit during that Spectator launch party Diana threw. The whole purpose of this little hook up? Well, Charlie was trying to score her part in Blair’s royal wedding and Nate was busy trying to get Diana jealous. Good job, Nate! Not only did Diana get super jealous, but she finally came out and told the world about their affair through a report on her site. Oh, and did we forget to mention how she threatened Charlie to stay away from him? Yeah, that happened.
Chuck Bass. Oh, man. Can’t that guy even meet a nice therapist in the park? Does every single New Yorker have a secret reason to betray Chuck’s trust on file, in case they ever meet him? This week it’s sweet Dr. Eliza who’s taking the trembling baby bird that is Chuck’s newborn trust in humanity and running it over with a steamroller. Prince Louis has something on her she owes him money? Or her dad does? How does an Australian therapist end up in debt to a prince? Whatever — and he forces her to try to re-Chuckify Chuck, in the hopes that his bad boy ways will remind Blair why she left him. However, Chuck takes her goading as a therapeutic technique, and gives her Blair’s would-be engagement ring to get rid of. Which would be a big step forward, but then he sees Eliza conspiring with Louis. At the dog park. The one where she met Chuck. We have no sympathy for her.